we aprufz of diz message... we haz owrz hoominz trainedta leaf dry fudz owt
alltimez now, we iz wurkin onna wet fudz, which dey iz veri stingi wif,
blamin it onna ted, Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Deer frendz,

I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz
purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a
kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked
myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace
eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git
mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid.

I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I
beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think
bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin
kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a
hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz?

An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an
also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz
allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez
will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday.

So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da
furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an
we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese.

Sundance