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Old February 21st 11, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps

On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 12:48:51 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz
sun moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*


[Ranger blushes deeply, but the only way you can tell is by looking at
the insides of his ears. His grey fur hides it everywhere else. He
decides to try very hard to act sophisticated, but that is way beyond
what he is able to pull off. He tries for the James Bond look but ends up
with more of the Pink Panther effect.]

I would be delited to! Mebbe we could sit at Harri's table an haf sum of
da black dragon roll her ordered. Could I git yourownself sumfing from da
bar? Mebbe a grasshopper (made wif a real grasshopper bug) or a nip-
champane?

Ranger



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