Sundance high-fives hizown friend

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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i stayed owt fur a while anna snarled atta dog thing dat lifez behind uses,
it wuz kinda kule beclawz i wuz on MINE patio anna i wented toda ege anna
howled until it waked up anna barked anna madea hoominz dat diz dog thing
ownz yell at hizsef ta be qweet, Tiger, snickerin... i mite be owlde now
but i iz still gotit,
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Jul 22, 12:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine, me OEJ
anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in when da
soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing nezt door,
anna
oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz kamed... but dat iz notted
da
wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up early anna
wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal monztervan thingy...
we
howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz airkondishun wented to da brige so we
figured we didunt hafta go to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz
too
hot inna bak fur uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed
home
a new metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da
samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when himz kamed
in
so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld torture uses by takin
uses
ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda vote

Dis iss da mots conbowlooted cayse ob sneekyness I habb effur herd
obout.
Concatyoolayshuns on gidding in da out. Didded yoo pik up enny trooder
cents outsyd?
MeOwy