i keepz telin da hoominz i shulda getsa go to da catsino so i kuld see where
da fudz comez owt, but dey sayz da hoomin catsino iznotted kittee furndlee,
Chester the ingester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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oh ai unnerstan gnow. yeUP.wen Meowmie wint tew Laz Vaygus, wiff hur
meowmie (RB gnow) n hur 2 sisftrz, bak in 1995 (befure ai wuz borned) hur
had tew putt koinz en da slot masheenz.
Hur wun abowt ninety toonas...waffs.. Mosey
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whenna hoominz goez into da catsinoz dey getsa card dat when dey putted
itsef inna slot machine gifez demselfz fudz... kinda kule ifin u azk
minesef, chester,

"Mosey =^..^="
whut kinda kard? Mosey

O T scratchees his head. Dem wud neffer get dere. Dem wud hafta bizit
all da casions tween here and dere, just to bizit anna get one of dem
kardz.

while we wuld likez owrzhoominztameet urown howze iz tootoofuraway fur
da summertimez, butted we willz putit onna soft lizt of winter timez
thingz hersef mite du, Storrmmee
"Mosey =^..^="

Oooo, kan dey kome heer wer et iz kewl in da out?
meowmee wuntz tew meet Soft n da Gramby
weee gotz AC in da meddlemonster n da howse tew..yeUP. Mosey

i knew it wuzint mine furreez fawlt, himz iz purrfekt... anna
waitiminute... ifin yourown gramby iz smilin dat muzt mean hersef
anna soft anna furi iz gowin onna twip, NO FARE!!!

storrmmee


"Granby" wrote in message
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Da gramby smiled at diz kauze her duzen like being in da out in a
medalmoster wifout airkonditionz deze dayz. O T thinking that
sumhow it iz da grambyz fault and auntie soft kauze she likez a/c
in da medalmoster when it iz 100 in da out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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ok so chezter figured howta push opin da bak skreen door, so fine,
me OEJ anna hizsef wented inna owt...
Trudi,stormmee, barbi anna MH stayed inna in... chester camed in
when da soft alled hizsef, I kamed in afur i howled atta dog thing
nezt door, anna oej kamed inna in juzt befur da watermonzterz
kamed... but dat iz notted da wurzt ofit...

da furri wuz gone when diz happined anna diz day him getted up
early anna wuz inna owrz furnt drifway dowin stuffz to da metal
monztervan thingy... we howmsoefur feeld safe beclawz itaz
airkondishun wented to da brige so we figured we didunt hafta go
to ted until da fall... da softz piem up iz too hot inna bak fur
uses ta all fit, den da furri wented away anna bringed home a new
metalmonztervan thingy, we thinkz himz iz bein sneaky beclawz itz
da samkulur aza owlde one... but himz wuzint hot anna sweeti when
himz kamed in so we thinkz he getted diz ban juzt so himz kuld
torture uses by takin uses ta da ted!!!

we iz notted amuzed!!!

Tiger, sekatari of senior kitteez, who thinkz hizsef shulda hadda
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