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Old March 20th 11, 10:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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ursef iz notted pitiful, i wuld juzt be sad ifin ursef wuz jealuz, datz
all, chester


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


..

Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.

Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*

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MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!


Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.
MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz


Mosey taykes hiz bootiful wink MeOwy en hiz armz n holdz hur klose n sez,
uff korse yew rnt pitiful at awl..nope. n dunt let innybuddy tell yew dat
n neether uff usses r jellis, rite? We iz happee winked n hab owr bitties,
sew gnot tew wurry ubaowt innyfing at awl.
letz jest hab fun on diz vakashun..umkay?
ai luffs yew moar dan mai own lyfe itself mai sweet n ai ulwayz wyl. ai
promize yew dat.
Yew r smart, bootiful n funnee tew n datz wai ai winked yew. see?
Heer, gib meh uh *nosepoink* n ai wyl gib yew une bak. dere, bedder gnow?
Oh, ai luffs yerownself sew mutch
Mosey huigz hiz bootiful wink MeOwy tite, n triez tew sooth hur.


ai is offurwewlmed wif awl dose wuffinf fings yoo seighing, an furry
tuched. ai gno wy usses gotted winked, itz beclawz wuff konkurs awl,
sew we gotz nuffin tew effur wurry bout. ai wuff yoo wif awl mine
hart, Mosey. Yoo a furry speshul kittee.
Weww, i gess awl kitteez ar speshul, huh? Butted yoo mine own speshul
kittee an ai iz yoors,


Sew yoo pawbli gnot upset dat ai cubbered up yoor eyez. Wite, mine
wuff? I didded gnot want to disturfurb yoo.
Um, mine sweet, ai hab a widdl kwesjin. Wen yoor eyez wuz cubbered up
wif mine own paws, did yoo see a ****if kittee inna fansee cuwwerful
dwess dansing?


MeOwy, (purrtiful gnot pitiful, sowwy ai sed dat awl wong


Oh MeOwy mai bootiful wink, ai m sew happee wee r tewgeffer, n dere iz NO
reezun fur either uff usses tew beh jellis..nope. mai hart belongz tew yew
onlee. yeUP, owr wuff konkurs awl sew datz dat. Wee hab uh wunnerful life
tewgefer, wiff owr bitties, n awl owr frendz in da Catmoonity, hoo luffs
usses awl, n sew do BobQat n Mimzy, n we r on uh wunner vakashun wiff owr
frendz, n happee. n tew answur yer widdl kwesjin, wen mai eyes wuz cuvered,
nope ai dint see inny ****if kittee inna fansee cuwwerful dwess dansing,
nope. ai wuz onlee finking uff yew., mai bootiful wink..wike ai sed befur,
ai onlee hab eyez fur yew. ai wish dey wood play da song
bai Joe Cocker "Yoo Are Sew Bootiful tew meee l" cuz dat haow ai feal abaowt
yew.
Sew dunt yew wurry ubaowt innyfing at awl. Umkay? gnow, letz injoi da rezt
uff owr vakashun n gnot wurry ubaowut INNYFING, efferfing iz umkay.
ai luvz yew moar dan yew gnow. n ai wull tell yew dat offen.
*NOSEPOINKS*
Mosey

ai ment "purrtiful" gnot "pitiful", mine wunnderful wink.
"Purrtiful" meens furry pleezed an contented an cyoot.
An dat big giant nosepoink heplped me furry much.
ai feewl bedder.
Bedder dan purrtiful, dat iz.
ai wuffs yoo Mosey.
MeOwy
*NOSEpoinnkaPOINK*


umkay, ai unnerstand dat gnow ai dint befur, mai bootiful wunnerful
wink...
ai luffs yew tew MeOwy, sew mutch.
n heer is unthur giant *NOSEPOINK* tew hulp yew feal bedder effin moar.
Howzat?
Luffs
Mosey