uh oh, OEJ
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On May 7, 12:24 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote:
On Fri, 6 May 2011 15:46:41 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:





MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust
dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da
manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint
effen
gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz
awf
n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla ..

meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat
r
fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt
da
nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz?
Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast
nite wif wadder.

Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no
wadder,
hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder
komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing
fur flushing.

O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur
dat.
Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd
beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et
awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad
wiff meh. Nope

Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room
cuz
Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted
da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot
dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl.

Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel
wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh
rib,
et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie.
Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad
hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder.

Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at
hur
n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks...
Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!!
Mosey

NO WADDER! dat jist innt fair! dey ar suppozed ta telz yu win dey du
fings wike dat!

da onliest wadder ai needz iz inna mai wadder bole.

butted mai hooman littur bocks uzez lotsa wadder, anna he uzez wadder
fur da ofer tingz da saim waiz dat yu doez

ai hopes dat dey fix da wadder real suun fur yu!

ai am glad dat yu haz sum wadder on yur hands, just fur dais liek dis.

at least yur kittehs haz enuff wadder tu drinks...fur awhile, ennywaiz

lorili- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Mine meowmie brotted hoam a gnu wittur bocks fing dat sets on top ob
da hoomin toywet.
Watsup wid dat ai wundring.
MeOwy