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Old March 25th 16, 11:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default The party commences (a little late)



"Francesca the Fierce" wrote.

Pipps smiles at Ranger, and says "Hi Francesca ,
Ranger and I are getting winked on Sunday, and I was wondering
if you would like to be my flower girl ?
All you have to do is skip down the lawn first, throwing rose petals
from a basket you are carrying.
The rose petals turn into magical bubbles as you throw them
Pretty cool, huh?
I know you are hissing and spitting because you are in a new home, but
your 2
humans, and Ranger and Sammy all love you, so please don't hiss and
spit so much.
Understood? "


I would love to be your flower gurl, fangs! An I will try to not hiss so
much - it's just kinda hard being a little scared in a new house wif new
hoomins and new brofur cats an a new BIGBIGBIG sisfur dog.


Francesca the Fierce


Oh, ai m sew gwad yu wyl beh mai Flower gurl, Francesca. uh huh
Ai noe wat yew meen ubaowt bein scared in a new house, new hoomins,
and new brofur cats an a new BIGBIGBIG sisfur dog.
But dunt yew wurry nun, awl wyl wurk owt jezt fyne.
I promiz.
Ai wyl hab Mimzy mayk yew uh pritty majikal dress fur owr winking.
Yew kan keap it n were et wenefur yew wunt.
Welcome tu owr Community sweetie,
Yoo r sew kyoot.
Pipps