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[Black polydactyl kitty looking very tired enters and makes his way to
the guestbook table]

Hi Willow. Ralph, itz gud tu see yu agin [shaykz Ralphz paw]

Ize kant stay long cuz Ize goin tu da Bridj dis afternoon, but Ize
wantid tu kum an sine da gestbuk wun last tyme. Ize gonna miss
effurywun furry mich, but mine tyme tu go haz kum. Ize so furry
tired.

Hemi pikz up da pen, dipz it in da inkwell an sinez hiz naym

Ernest P. Hemmingway (Hemi)

We wylle purrink furr yu, through da rainbow path awl da way up tu da
Bridge.
Watta awspishouz day tu go dere.

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