hopitus wrote:

On Feb 2, 6:48?pm, Mark Edwards wrote:
some asshole wrote:
One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?

Your cat is expressing its rebelliousness by growing its fur out into a
mullet. Leave it alone and it will eventually give up.

Have you tried setting fire to your kitchen? Plastic bottles and Shake 'n'
Bake burn really well.

OMG. ROFLMAO. MulletCat.

Actually, I think it's probably more like a dreadlock.

Joyce

--
I promise I will meditate more closely upon the causal relationship
between going dumpster diving on Sunday afternoon and projectile
vomiting Monday, and being brought to the Evil Place Where They Stick
Things Up My Butt on Tuesday evening. -- Cat Resolutions