mark you just make my day. please know even though i rarely respond to your
posts i almost always read them, love them and LOL when i have read them,
Lee
"Mark Edwards" wrote in message
m...
some asshole wrote:
One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?

Your cat is expressing its rebelliousness by growing its fur out into a
mullet. Leave it alone and it will eventually give up.

Have you tried setting fire to your kitchen? Plastic bottles and Shake 'n'
Bake burn really well.


Mark Edwards
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