he mita leafed dat puddle fur urmom ta keep hersef buzy, sumcatz duz dat
sumtimez, OEJ, snickerin
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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Fangu all fur yur unnerstandin.

I iz makin sure I gits myne pettin tuday by climin on Meomie wile she iz
sittin atta pooter and befur that she wuz a bit notted unnerstandin when I
wuz tryin tu curl up next tu thu pooter undur thu monitur stand, butted
she objekted cuz there wuznt enuff rum fur myne jenerruslly purporshuned
body theer, eveun when thu photos wuz nocked down flat.

Wun uv da fishies haz goned tu the brij, butted that wuznt uneggspected
cuz it moved in ony a fyew days befur thu holidayz an maybe wuz stressed,
Enyway, no wun iz upset bout thu fishie tutu much. It wuz a betta. Thu
goldenfishies iz fine, an so iz Harry-the-Cat. Well, sorta. He had a
liddul aksident. Meomie sez I gotta say a big aksident. Shed been wurried
he mite be a bit konstipated. He iznt. And he lefted a larj puddul tutu.
Furchuately, this wuz in his rum fur thu nite wat haz a lino.. vinul...sum
kinda hard floor, wich is why this iz his rum. He has also bin gitting
madder an madder wen it iz tyme fur hum tu go bak tu his rum an he wants
tu stay inna living rum. Thiz mite be related tu thu puddle. He duz luv
sittin or lyin onna sofa wile a hoomin waches TV, with sum chekking out
thu bak yard fur Introodurs thru thu windo frum tyme tu tyme.

Hiz reel hoomins will be bak late onna Toosday.

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Sam