you wuuld think they wuuld want owrsefz owt der ta kill dat waterbottlespray
monzter, OEJ, really upset wif dat nazty thing
meeee wrote in message
...
yes. I has been tri-in at leest fower tymes a day to get sum tyme inna
owt....tha syde door is broked so i has a chance but effury tyme I makes
it
meowmie chases me rownd tha yard. Mowst Imbarrasin.
Jasmine, ruffled.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dat iz whut dey get not lettin uses inna owt when all of uses wanted go
inna
owt today, OEJ, 'ceptin fur trudi dat iz
meeee wrote in message
news
hahhahahahaha yuze guyz iz funneee
Garfeeld.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
datz ok we juz getted efin, one of uses anna we izunt tellin juzt
hurked
inna kitchen, we waited until furry wentted into hiz offize den did
it
so
soft kant tell who dunit, Tiger*burp*
meeee wrote in message
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i hatez that stuff....unduz all mi hard werk.
Coogar, contempshuslee
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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hissef iz veri kreatif, butted soft mezzed it all up by puttin
enzyme
kleaner onit, Tiger, hisspittin to da kleaner
meeee wrote in message
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wow that wud shure stink up efferyfing gud!!
Tahzha impressed!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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TV iz doin hizown purt he peed onna heat vint, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
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I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two
weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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hermph, hoomanz whatdayadu, gotta lofem doh, Tiger
meeee wrote in
message
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trooo. mine neffa getz enuff fudz. she ses i is fat, so
shee
is
roood
as
well as layzee
jasmine
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I juz wish der memori hadda better workin sometimez, i
duzint
unnerstand
why I hasta remind hersef ta refill da fud bowl befure
itz
empti,
Tiger,
hater of the bottom of the bowl
meeee wrote in
message
news Fangyu Tiger. That iz troo; hoomins must hav furry long
memoreez.
still,
it
is nise to know that oneself will not be forgotten.
Jasmine, musing
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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yourmom wrote a wonnerful tribute anna you delifured
it
bootifuly,
Tiger
fur
hiz howze remfurin dat soft told furri da ofur day not
many
dayz
goez
by
dat
herself duzint think abowt efuri cat her haz lofed
meeee wrote in
message

...
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly
around
before
beginning.

I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked
iffn
I
mite
reed
wot
she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as
her
furst
cats.

Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but
hur
peerants
didn't
want kats to eet tha burds anna lizards anna possums
so
she
cuddnt
hav
wun.
When she was outta home, she neva livved ennywere she
cud
hava
cat.
Then
she
met Paw, an they got marreeed an started a fambly. An
meowmie
rememfurred
hur dreeem uf haffin a cat, an knew that liddle
hoomins
shud
be
brot
up
wif
aminals so they lerns tu be gentle an kind, an how tu
luk
afta
aminals.
So
her sisfurr-in-law had an elegant tortie hoo had
kittens,
and
paw
sed
she
cud hav wun uf them. Awl the uther kittens had homes
tu
go
tu,
but
the
smallest kitten lukked a bit funny so nowun wonted
hur.
She
had
bitza
tortie
an bitza black fur an bitza all different culurs. her
fayce
was
wite
an
black, an wun frunt leg was black an wun frunt leg
was
orinj,
an
the
rest
uf
hur was tortie. her front halk had short fur, an her
hed
an
tail
an
back
legs was awl flufy so she lukked like she was mayde
uf
tha
leftovas
uf
several utha cats. But meowmie luvved hur an tuk her
home,
an
called
her
cleo an she an meowmie were best furends. She used tu
play
wif
tha
baybeez
an let them carry hur all arownd tha howse like a
doll,
wifout
complaynin,
an go for walks wif meowmie tu mayke sure enny
rabbits
dint
get
hur.
She
was
also extra speshul cos she was born on tha sayme day
at
tha
sayme
tyme
as
meowmie's hoomin child. The secund cat was Sheba, a
large
black
fluffy
cat
hoo was born frum a stray cat that turned up in
meowmie's
sister-in-furr's
laundry an had kittens. She had wun wite sisfurr hoo
dyed,
meowmie
was
gonna
adopt them bof but the wite wun died so shejust got
sheba.
Becos
shebas
mum
was feral an wuddnt let ennywun tuch that kittens,
sheba
was
allays
a
bit
wild, an didnt like to stay inside much, an wud only
let
meowmie
pat
hur.
Meowmie's howse was furry owld an wun day cleo got
owt
thru
tha
roofhole
an
got runned ova. meowmie still leeks abowt it. then
paw
had
to
go
overseas
for a few weeks an meowmie had to stay wif hur mum
cos
their
howse
was
a
long way from anywun an she had no car an small
baybeez
but
hur
mum
drove
hur owt evvery day to see sheba., wun day sheba
wassnt
there,
an
meowmie
lukked evverywhere but didnt find hur, an hoped she
was
ok,
but
she
nevva
came bak. Afta that meowmie was tutu sad to get enny
more
cats
becose
she
missed her cats, an wun day a yeer anna half layter I
came
to
their
howse
an
paw tuk me in. It tuk me a while to talk meowmie
rownd
to
lettin
me
stay,
but I did, an now she has lotsa cats. But she still
rememfurs
these
two
cos
they were furry speshul as hur furst evva cats.
Sorry this is furry long.
Heer is a pikshur uf cleo as a kitten
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