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**cshenk** · September 26th 13, 02:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community

wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Iz Iowna Link Shenk. Iz been recently dopted here at my final
home. I had a really nice place wif a good man but whne mai eyes
started to hurt anna i couldn't see too well, he couldn't afford to
keep me. He wuz a good man anna finded me a safe place,

One day dey took me to a ted anna he took my eye dat hurted really
bad out. Da other eye didn't have to come out but I kint see any
frum it.

Meowmie takes me to a new ted who pets me lots anna tells me all is
well.

I laufs as we 'bell da dog' but I kint fit any ob Cash's orinimets
on! Dey just slide offin me!

Sigh, mai tail is happi but it's smaller dan most ob yurs. I don't
tink I kin knock ober a kittah since most ob you are bigger dan mi?
I'z 13 lbs. Iz a little shorter dan Daizy-chan anna Cash is so
tall, hit tail whisks ober mai head.

Kin ai wear it on a neck oriniment? Meowmie gotted me a lovely red
onwe wif diamonds. Iz even got a matching harness ana leash wif
diamonds!

I feel so spiffy!

Snif, kin I come too?

Iowna, Da Sniffilator

Hihi, Iowna! And welcome. Doggies whut likes kitties is allez welcome
here. And yes, I would fink data neck ornament would just as well as
a tail bell to let kitties know dat a doggie wif a happy tail was
nearby. An wif dat fancy neck ornament wif da diamonds you look furry
spiffy indeed!

If you want you can sit wif me at da Jellicle Ball.

Harri Roadcat

Ohh thank you so much! I'z not take up much room. Sinze I'z blind I
sniff s a lot. Iz generally use mai nose to bump about(going slow) and
'see' wherez i am.

Wuld you be upset if after seeing how you smell I bumped mai nose at
you anna settled in?

Daisy-chan just lafs anna noseboinks me then cheeks me in the right
direction iffin I seemz a little lost (shy grin with a little wag tail).

Iz now gots a bright red jingle bell!

Iowna, Daw new one

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