Umkay, ai wunt mayke uh candle fur Unka Serge OEJ.
ai wud konsidur et uh privluge tew mayke et fur hym, but if sum uthur hoomin
wuntz tew dew et, dat iz umkay wif meh.
Mosey--sad fur hiz Hous

the soft has made arrangemintz fur da kandlez diz time so nobody put one up
fur unca serge until afur dey tawkz to da soft, da lazt thing we needz now
is catfusin on diz one so purleze nobody duwit , OEJ,... hopin diz duzint
sown too rude