O Hhai mai gud frendz,

Ai jezt wuntud tu let yu noe dat Sqweex iz fealing lotz bedur, yeUP.
Hur iz eeting, drinkin lotza wader, using da doodlebawx, n pwayin wi sum
gudgud catnip.
Hur duzn't feal hawt, n hur seams hapi.
Et haz bin so vury hot heer, n da hoominz r kranky cuz uf dat. Pa specily.
Rite nao, et iz 80F at ulmozt 9 pm PDT.
Tumoro, et iz pozed tu kool awf, lotz, n mayhaps weh kan git sum mutch
neaded rayne.
Wel, ai jest wuntud tu let yu now ubaowt Sqweex.

Mosey
Vice Grand Pooh Bah

Ai em happee tu heer dat Sqweex iz feeling sew much beddur nao. Ai haz
bin worreed about hur. Ai hopes dat she feelz gudgud alla da tiem, nao.
It haz bin hawt heer tu, butted nawt az hawt az it wuz unna August.

Lorelei

Fangu Lorelei fur yer nise wurdz ubaowt Sqweex feeling sew much beddur nao.
Gnot tu wuri at awl. Nope.
Yu kan git yer nise Pa n yu kan bof port ovur heer , wer et iz nise n kool
nao.

Mosey