On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:50:45 -0230, Cheryl wrote:

We haz bin followin along as bestist we kin, wat wif a totully lazy
sekketary, an purrin wen asked an so on.

Theer iz an issue we wants tu adderess. Sum hoomins, kin yu beleef this,
sez catz iz messy parrasites. Evun wun uv Meomiez sisfur, hoo gits sik
wen neer catz an live wif a d*g insted, sed it wuz astonishin how we
gits fuds and sheltures etc wifout doin enyfing in return.

So, Meomie anna usses has made a list.

Cats iz furry dekoratif. (An we spred eggstra dekorashuns round like
bits uv furz and sumetymes artistik hurks)

Cats keeps all but thu sooisidal mousies away frum an old house what
attraks mousies (an also chases othur pests lyke greeblings)

Cats iz furry cheep tu feed (well, only ifn yu duznt buy fancyfeets
effury day lyke yu shud)

Cats iz gudgud company (an wud be bettur ifn hoomins din't push us offa
thu bed jus cuz they kant move theer feets and they iz beginnin tu ache.
Sum reeder mite remember an attempt tu keep us Out uf thu bedrum Din't
last.)


Cat are bery bery gud to help hoomins stay warmz inna da wintur tiem.

Ai sweeps wif mai hoomin, anna win it iz too cold, ai sweeps undur da
cubberz, anna mai hoomin sez dat ai keeps hisownself warmz.

lorelei