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Old November 19th 12, 04:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Aunti Mabel's sweet 16 birthday bash!

On Nov 18, 12:19*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then
begins.

"Hello all! *I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to
have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by best
estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby 20. *I
likes 'sweet 16 much better don't you?

Now I nose alla you EC and VC friends hab more years, but fur a doggie,
especially one who neber knew what 'IN' wus til I wuz 14 when Meowmie
tooked me in, Iz very venerable in age!

Since wez all able to time split, back at home Meowmy has been making
preparations and has the following place reserved fur all who want to
come." *(Aunti Mabel's fingers neatly type in a URL for the big display)

http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel...fbo-residence-
inn-virginia-beach-oceanfront/

"Wez got one wing reserved fur kittahs who are not used to mai type of
4foots anna a small outdoor doggie park wif some shelters where you kin
bring enny doggie who's still learning dat kittahs are purrfect anna we
kin visit them through the fence until dey learns bester behavior.

Meowmie has ben working wif de kitchen staff to have all sorts of
gudies, sum fur kittahs, sum more fur doggies, anna most fur bof ob us
4foots. *She'z also got lots ob gudies fur 2foots cause dey get hungri
too anna dis place dont believe da 2foots hab to stay sumplace else.
WEZ GET TO TAKE OUR 2foot PETS WIF US!"

Aunti Mabel wags her tail and grins showing she's lost a few teeth but
is still a healthy though elderly lady. *She steps down and the music
starts a beat she can not resist. *It is Queen and 'Don't stop me now'.

She looks about and sees Clarence dancing with Amelia. *Grinning, she
cuts in. *As they swirl off Amelia laughs. *Aunti Mabel is going a
perfect Queen beat at the front end, but her back end seems to be
listening to Ray Charles and a deep slow soul beat. *Somehow they match
in a way that is uniquely 'Miss Aunti Mabel'.


Da Bear runs over to WooToo, who just got through dancing with a
mancat
"Can wee go to da partee?"
"Ob korse, deer. I fink wee shood bring little Sammy an Uncl Bill two"

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Will in New Haven