da soft alwayz sqweelz wif deelite when one of uses getz da tissues owt fur
da hoominz, OEJ
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Jan 19, 4:54 am, rafflescat
wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote:





On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat
wrote:

Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez

I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy

Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?

Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)-
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Deer Gordon Kittiez. Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna
widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez.
Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder
wentted tu da Brij. In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre
ob da fud in da dish. snf.
Snif.
egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob)..
Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab
wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks
as wong as Im heer doing dis.......
Meowy..furiously bizzy...