"BOB" wrote in message
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"Eugene Styer" wrote in message
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Mary wrote in message
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My cat can solve calculus equations.

Mine can hook up the VCR (especially useful when a certain child
wants
to watch videos and mommy isn't home yet :-) )

Eugene Styer

My cat knows better than to crosspost to rec.woodworking

Your cat is smarter than you are.

Hell, blocks of wood are smarter than you are.


Wow, think of that all by yourself? You are truly a wordsmith of
extraordinary measure.
I bow before your obviously Einsteinian IQ.