Report From Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane:

We are severely understaffed, with minselves and Lilith Kitten
Gordon-Mahoney* being the only working memfurs of the CPD/Sheriff's
Department. Request funds (Toona dollars) for one Sheriff's Deputy, and
three officers. Now accepting applications.

* Lilith has been the Chief Document Examiner since the Capt. Midnight
Administration. She does a wonderful job of entering documents into the
Catmerica National Database by sitting on them. I'd like to give her a
3% raise.

Respectfully meowed,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 4
Sheriff Of Catmerica

Fangu 4 report. U hav permishun 2 recruit ossifers by NE meens necesery.
4 funding, ask Chancellor of the Exchequer who is TV.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah