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Old April 4th 07, 01:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Joe Canuck
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Default My cat has taken over my computer... help!!!

IBen Getiner wrote:
On Apr 3, 11:30�pm, wrote:
My cat, Pippy, has taken over my computer and I'm getting scared!
Apparently this cat is capable of furiously pawing mostly coherent
English about his life....... who would of thought that this cat
actually has something to say... �albeit, it's mostly anti-human
rhetoric, and very cynical. �He refers to us as his "captors", steals
my videos, and has even started his own product line (mostly
disgusting apparel that no one will buy - like the "I eat my own
vomit" t-shirt, and the "Sometimes I poop on myself" golf shirt).

This cat is a freak!

check out his crazy doings athttp://www.pippystyle.blogspot.com


I saw a cat on the animal videos show doing that. The little *******
was furiously patting the keyboard in alternating motions, and that
made the screen go crazy. You could tell he knew exactly what he was
doing, too. All cats do weird things that only kitties do. And only
they know why they do them. For years now, our boy has continued to
pick certain 'resting places' around the house to be used exclusively
for months on end, forsaking all others. Only to change later to
another for no apparent reason. Don't ask me why he does this. I've
tried asking him, but as of yet there is no comment forthcoming. All
he does is cast a wry stare in my direction. Like he'z sitting on some
great huge secret or something. Right now, his latest 'spot' (as I now
call them) is cheek-against the leg of a hardwood chair. Very
uncomfortable looking. The chair is very uncomfortable to sit in, so I
can only imagine what it's like to mash your face up against for hours
on end.
Yes, all kitties do what kitties will do, and why they do these
things, only they know for sure. Keyboards can be tricky thing to fix
when damaged, by the way. Especially for a girl. Hope you have Pippin
is declawed.

IBen Getiner



Lets get you declawed instead.