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Old June 13th 11, 08:10 PM posted to alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,rec.pets.cats.community,rec.pets.dogs.health,uk.business.agriculture,sci.agriculture
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Default What's in pet food?

On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 11:04:45 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants"
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On Jun 9, 1:26*pm, Rudy Canoza wrote:
* * Goo would like us to believe that what's on the label is what's in the can,
because that's what he believes. Goo apparently thinks herds and flocks of
livestock animals are raised for no other reason than to be used for pet food:

"It's established: *cattle and other animals are expressly raised
to be pet food." - Goo

"Cattle are specifically bred into existence to be pet
food. *There have been several citations to support this." - Goo

and so believes labels saying things like the following really do represent
what's inside:

cheeseburger, turkey and bacon, lamb and rice, roasted turkey medley,
porterhouse steak, smoked bacon and egg, top sirloin, rib-eye steak, steak
florentine, oven roasted beef burgundy, steak tips sonoma, roast turkey, new
york strip, filet mignon

The poor Goober is still somewhat confused though, even though he feels certain
animals are raised only to become pet food, he's very VERY much afraid to say
what he thinks happens to the choice cuts of meat. We've narrowed it down to him
pretty much having to believe they are used in pet food and the labels on the
cans accurately represent what's inside. But why is Goo so afraid to say that's
what he believes? After considering it for a while I've come to the conclusion
that Goo's poor little brain is disturbed because it can't figure out why
rib-eye for dogs is so much cheaper than it is for humans, and he also can't
figure out why a can of rib-eye dog food isn't several times more expensive than
a can of cheeseburger dog food, etc. LOL!!!




It's kind of ironic that Goo is stymied by the pet food pricing when
he claims he has a PhD in economics.


Well we know Goo lied about the PhD. Maybe he lied about ever having studied
economics at all. If he did he certainly had to have sucked at it, since we have
to explain things to him about it, and we have to discuss any details that are
discussed because Goo can't even attempt to try to participate.

Poor Goo. He thinks he knows for sure where the choice cuts are but
can't find any, now his teeny brain is bothered that cats and dogs get
to eat sirloin for the same price as cheeseburger.


As well it should be. The whole idea is stupid to begin with, and so the
more we look at the stupid idea in detail the more stupidity we find. LOL...to
think Goo realy believes there actually is 'cheese on those burgers'. Deep down
Goob must suspect that he's being an idiot again, but he just can't figure out
how. If the Goober really did have some clue about economics he'd be able to
explain how they possibly could sell fillet mignon pet food at the same price as
"burger", and "cheese", since after all they do claim to. They must be able to
justify it somehow, but Goo can't figure out how.