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"Mosey =^. .^=" wrote:

Boy, iam hawt. Meowmie sez da ticker ting on da wall sez itz 6 pee em n it
iz 92 deegreez out. Dat iz tew hawt fur me n da utters here sew her iz
gunna ring out a clothrag n gib usses a kewl rubdown tew mak usses feel
bedder. we hab no appetite cuz ud dat heet. Bye day way, we wiv neer
Seattle, anna et iz gunna kool uff sum next week. Sew dey say.
*sigh*
Mosey
Hawt

Dat is awful! Here in Eye-oh-uh it only getted up to 75 degrees today,
an dere was a liddle breeze too. Wez will get sum hothot days dis
summer, but so far it is furry nice here.
Mebbe you should port over here wif usses.

Harri Roadcat