Are yoo kold tew Trudi?
Mosey
one of da bezt thingz bowt hafin a pooter bak iz dat i haza moniture ta
slee on agin, Trudi
"The Boca Deb" I wuz finking bout efferkitty n d*ggie n awl da kold n
snow
n wunnerin iffen yew r awl keaping yerownselfs warm. Da
hoomins tew, I feal bad fur da d*gs hoo have to go owtsyde
tew doodle inna kold. Pweeze keep warm n sayfe.

Whateffur you do, DON'T come down to Furrlorida! It's furreezing cold
here, at least cold enough for Debby to wear socks under her sneakers and
put a heavy jacket on! She may like it, but I don't! That's why I'm
sleeping under Debby's nice, warm, desk lamp!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney