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Old March 19th 11, 04:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the efinin mixer

as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between the
two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum and set
up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons of the
hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses herself
for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a table
annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur technical
diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up to bof rumz
anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze whu wntsa
give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I haz sended a
unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so we mite get
random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts talkin it will
come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted telled der storreez,
glance at beauty and spring... can come to da entryway anna it will go into
bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture