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Old April 21st 12, 06:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default WEH WUZ BAD CATZ

On Apr 20, 10:09*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Somecat heer noked ovur da tinsul kissmouse twee dat wuz standing on da end
taybul en da lifing room bai da big *windoe.
Et wuz pink n vury kyoot, n nether Meowmie ur Paw noez hoo did et. Nope.
Somecats *had uh fite n dat wuz wen diz hapuned.
Et mayde Meomie n Paw *hapi wen dem lit et up.
Et wuz ubaowt 2 feetz tawl, n had *had pink *ornumuntz onnit.
Paw poot et en da gezt room, n Meowmie sed we wur Bad Cats!!

Mosey --smirking*


Wot a howwibl fing fur a hoomin tu seigh.
Da debbl gotted hur tungk gno dout.
Nebberdewess, juts turn yoor baks an ignorr sutch affwunts.
Dat da onwy cibblized weigh tu wespawnd.
Or yoo cud poop in hur swipperz.
MeOwy, a gud gud kitty