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Old January 1st 11, 04:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!



Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Ohhh pore Sukie...wee sned yoo owr bestest heeling purrs. Yoo wyl feal
bedder sune. yeUP
Luvz n PUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRS
Mosey, MeOwy, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex