In a way it was. I have tried to point this out to Agua Girl but she seems
to want to insist that I have this strong hatred (which I do not) for
Pagans.

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"nimue" wrote in message
.. .

I *think* that those were jokes meant to mock the ignorance Cat Protector
believes the Jehovah's Witnesses exhibit. I don't think that Cat
Protector
really believes those things -- CP just thinks that Jehovah's Witnesses
believe those things, and CP is making fun of the Jehovah's Witnesses. I
don't like the JW for their frightening "rules" concerning sexual abuse
and
the reporting of the same. Scary.


AG

"Cat Protector" wrote in message
news:Vx29b.3793$v%5.269@fed1read02...
I am not a fan of Jehovah's Witnesses since they make it a point to
come to your house to quote the bible when you clearly did not ask
them to. Here are a some excuses or questions one can use to get rid
of them.

1. It is time for my cat worshipping meeting.

2. I am getting ready to go out to and witness the sacrifice of a
goat so I can't talk right now.

3. This household is ruled by three cats and I must bow to them.

4. I am meeting with my other religious brothers so I don't have
time right now. It is also my turn to bring the goat's blood.

5. Thanks for coming but Jehovah owes me money from a previous
gambling debt. Are you here to pay up?

6. The dark lord says I'll have a hard time in hell if I keep him
waiting.

7. I am hosting my first orgy. Do you have any grapes?

8. Got any virgins in your group?

9. You interrupted my porno viewing and thanks to you JW's I am now
sexually frustrated.

10. Didn't you see the pentagram hanging in my window?


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