Thread: Ping Trudi!
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Old February 24th 11, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Ping Trudi!

letz haf some of each suchee, some nip wine, anna letz get nip spwinkled
onna sucheez... she pats her new furndz paw... i iz sure a fairgodcat or
bast heped uses, but efin if dey had not efintulee urown hoomin wulda getted
better anna den it wulda getted rite... I iza beree paitint gurlcat.

wate kittez bring fudz anna trudi ooh anna ahhs, luked dey bwinged on of
each anna cutted dem inna haf so we kan bof twy...

Trudi leanz furwurd and lowerz herow voice, dija know ifin da soft reedz diz
she will prolee think she iz kopeein uses as she had sucheez fur lunch
butted she hadda wate until afur da toona pwaze fur herown wine,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Feb 23, 9:25 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Trudi blushes so deep red there is even a slight pink tinge to her all
white
whiskers...

she tries a couple of times to say something and finally gets out.

I figured yourown meowmie wuz da cauze of the purlim, hoominz iz fragile
kreashures anna when dey getz ill itz uzulee berre upsettin to da intire
howzhowlde. so der iz nothin ta furgive URSEF fur beclawz you did nothin
at
all wrung...

i wuz so sure dat der wuz a hoomin error dat i efin sended ursef anofur
note
ta make sure... dem shucheez iz berre gud beclawz da soft sharez dem wif
uses sometimez, so i wuld be honored ta sit wif ursef anna getsa know
ursef
betterer.

Trudi, who knew sucha gallent handsome tuxido mancat could nefur be at
fawlt"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Its come tu myne attenshun dat my Meomie has been negwectin myne
soshul cawander. Dis has bin bwot tu myne attenshun by a kindkind
purrson an awl I can du is apurrlogise fur dis tewwible gaff.
glares once more at Meomie I suppose I mite furgiff hur cos shees a
funny wite cullur, n sniffin n coffin n smells of Vick n has pulled da
cuffurs offur hur hedd - in shame me finks. Just as she shood
be.....hurrrrmmmmph!
But now itz down tu yu Trudi.....can yu furgiff myne self......hmhhh?
purrlease?
I wood wuff tu take yu tu dat wittle table beside da sushibar n haff a
wittle sushi n nip an get tu know you bedder. Can yu furgiff myneself?


Jack Gordon


Fang gudness fur fwends! Yu nose dis mite haff been neffur happenin if
it had bin upta Meomie......sumwuns wookin owt fur
uss.....faiwygodcats?
Now, wet me take yure wap? Heer sit on this side, is warmer heer, dese
fwesh woses ar fur yu, dey soot yure purrsonality, sofurstikated n
atwaktiff. Now, wat wood yu wike to eet? Jack covers Trudi's paw with
his. Wood yu wike sum sushi or will we haff sum nip furst? I will haff
exaktlee wat yu haff.