I once bought a CB radio for a tenner, 6 years or so back,
Its was faulty, I rang the chap who sold it me and he said to bring it back
for a refund, no problem. I said I would be right there. I picked the radio
up only to find my un'neuterd tom to had squirted it good stile and it was
dripping out of the bottom case. I rang him back and lied, I said I just
turned it on and guess what its working now... Then I chucked it in the bin.