ClowderCat wrote:
Adam wrote:
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of
Catmerica. Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must
decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur
uv da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him
da benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv
compooter problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv
da hundreds uv uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post
tu RPCC fur a while. Who is dere among us who haz never had dat
happen tu dem? If Chester were tu win da elekshun an dis shud
happen, BOTH da Purresident an da Chief Justicat wud be unable to
post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be totally wifout leadership.
Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud face if Chester were
elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk da chance uv such
anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I
can say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She
is a TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da
difficult decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv
da Hurky Kitty Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif
Purresident Clarence tu help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny
reason wun uv da two uv dem shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur
one will be dere tu solve da problems an keep efurryone in line so
Catmerica kin keep on track wif da leedership dat haz been duly
elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu
been kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems,
ur bein kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one
uv hundreds uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny
uv dose problems wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief
Justicat. Catmerica wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an
allow dis tu happen? A vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be,
means da future of Catmerica will depend on a single compooter
system, an who of us haz nefur had compooter problems? A vote fur
Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da guvernmint we haf worked so
hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da future uv Catmerica? I
fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da utmost seriousness dat
it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC

Hi everykitty. I have to answer this one.

Mom is having us post to this newsgroup using google groups. If our
computer dies, she said she'll go to work or to the library and we can
post from there.

Also, since I'm planning on having deputy justicats all over the
world, there shouldn't be as much of a problem if mom gets sick or
something like that and we can't post here. I'm going to ask for
volunteers for that as soon as I'm elected Chief Justicat.

Also, I noticed Pitoonya asking about a kitty being vice purrsident.
Samurai Sam is already vice purrsident of Catmerica.

Chester

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