Adam wrote:
"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
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Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!

I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra
considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the
turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of
her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound
of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine!

Adam, wondering

Oh, deese are gudgud colors, Mrs. Claws hopes yew like yer pressies.

Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa