If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.

hee hee.

Sekrit Santas

Adam wrote:
Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away
an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It
can't git owt now.

So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa
also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for
Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-)

Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like
or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know....

Sekrit Santa


I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur
shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam
retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how
menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes
yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do
is divide by ate-teen.)

Allegra
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Luv nip. Gimme!!!

Louise