Rebecca wrote:
I haz a kweschun fur da kitteez heer -- hoo iz dis hoomin tellin ussez whut
ta do an howta do it?

Pleez note dat dis kweschun is fur da KITTEEZ, not fur dis hoomin.

Rebecca, a little miffed that a hoomin thinks kitties can't take care of
things themselves


Not *me* Rebecca. Sorry I offended you. I f I bring a can of treats
with me when I come (assuming I can get the teleporter to work) can we
be friends? I have a confession to make: while this might be my first
"appearance* at the Jellicle Ball, I know a lot more than you would
think about it: I use to intercept some of Bonnie's messges during the
pre-op leading up to the Ball ( Bonnie was never big on telecom
security, a field I spent 5 years in) -- indeed some of the messages
meant for her were misdirected to *my* in box, how else do you think I
knew about the Jellicle Ball ( beyong being spititually bonded to her,
we were so good we could read each other's minds )? I simply want this
Ball to be a BIG success. Forgive me? Can of treats? Please?

Bobcat
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Stormmee wrote:
owr howze willz sponzor yourownsef, Tiger

Thnak you for the sponsorship Tiger, now all I have to do is learn how
to use Bonnie's "Teleporter". I heard -- did I ever -- from Bonnie
about her misadventures with the old teleporter; a few years ago I
built a new computer , which she -- of course -- hijacked, and
installed the her new "teleporter" in/on -- only she did not tell me
-- of course -- *where* on *MY* computer it is located, or even *HOW*
to use it.

Speaking of "Teleporters" is there any unpleasent effects associated
with them -- like vomiting, disorientation, etc.?

So this year's Jellicle Ball will be held at the "Collyseum, in Rome".
I'll be the this will be my *first* Jellicle Ball. So the cats are
going to wear TOGAS?!? Gee you woulf fit anywhere on any ,major
university in the US of A (ROTFLMAO). O.K. I'll be coming in a TOGA
(sounds approriate for the "Collyseum in Rome"). I'm going to *try* to
get there early... that assumes I don't end up somewhere else in trying
to operate the "teleporter".

IT sounds as though you already have a Ball Committee lined up. Now all
you need is the Cat Corale (?), an MC, and at least some Cat to stand
in as Mistress of the Night. By the way have you got a construction
crew to build the platforms, etc.?

Bobcat