I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff and
ideaz?