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Old August 9th 07, 09:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Stormmee whatz we gonna do wif dem?

We decided tatake your wayz of doin anpunish her ahedz oftime. Whilz her is
asleep disnite, we got a roll of toilette paperz and have dekorated da
liffingroomz wif itownself. It was funfun to shredd itself. We triedz ta
knok da iron of daboard but it peed on ouronwselves so we leff dat alonz.
Iffin we couldz get dis shredder fing open we could realli do a good job.
Herownself hazn't emptied if for awhilez. We kant get it openez far enuf
and it only bngz shut. We better leef it alonz of herself will wake up. O.T.
and Willow working frantically thru the night.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I iz notted sure how we iz gonna keep demselvez home but we haz alreadi
started purnishin demselves, somecat hurket inna kitchen rite where soft
walkz anna somecatelse waited until furri wented owtside ta poop inna
hallway so we is sayin da bezt we kan you iz NOT 'lowed ta go, Stormmee
not
ellin who dunit
Granby wrote in message
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I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to

chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or

soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff and
ideaz?