I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks an taked me to da TED
agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat, da TED sed I wuz
juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat I alreddy had da meddisinz to keep
me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez skwirted in myown noze
agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey muss hav a chamber
uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz torchured. Dey also tried
gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey sed dat Meowmie haz
to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do da unmeowable fing
dat da TED did to myown poor self?

I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud sumkittee send da
water over heer?

Sundance, trying to recover his composure