*Pssst, Pitoonya, owr Meowmie's name iz Sandy. "Carrie" is part uv da emale
adress.*

Rebecca

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Sundance wrote:
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:50:26 GMT, Sundance's little,
agile
paws typed:

I kudnt beleeve it, today Meowmie stikked me inna boks
an
taked me to da TED
agen! She muss hav furgot dat da last time she did dat,
da
TED sed I wuz juss fine. An da TED muss hav furgot dat
I
alreddy had da meddisinz to keep
me helfy, kuz I got shotted agin, and I got droppiez
skwirted in myown noze
agin, too! Aftur all dat, dey taked mine pikchur -- dey
muss hav a chamber
uv horrerz wif picherz uv all da kitteez dey haz
torchured.
Dey also tried
gittin sum uv my poop, but I wudnt giv dem ennee, so dey
sed
dat Meowmie haz
to bring it later. Duz dat meen dat Meowmie iz gunna do
da
unmeowable fing
dat da TED did to myown poor self?

I feelz faint, an I kud reely yooz a kool drink -- kud
sumkittee send da water over heer?

Sundance, trying to recover his composure

Oh my towz, yew poor kitty! Dese TEDs iz just plane rood!
And
yur hooman hewped dat TED! Do yew kno how to hurk in her
shooz???? --
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

No, I duznt seem to be wun uv doze kitteez dat kan hurk at
will. Too bad, too, cuz she leevz herown shooz ware itz
eezee
to git at dem. Maybe I kan juss choo dem up!

Sundance

As I rekawl, I yam a memfur ov da Hurkink Club, or iz it da
hunting club, I tink boff.
Wud yu lyke furr me tu hurk in Antee Carrie'z shoo furr yu,
Sunny Danze?