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Old March 19th 16, 04:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:




I iz barely speekin to Meowmie. She had me awl catvinced dat I wuz
goin to git sumfing speshul called a "dentle". It turned owt dat
ment I wuz goin bak to TED agin! Fur da sekond time in a munf, dey
stole sum uv myown pee. Dey also steeled four of myown teefz -- I
needed doze teefz, kuz I alreddy had lostid sum befur I founded
Meowmie. To make fingz worser, da TED telled Meowmie to skwirt stuf
in myown mouf two timez a day. I duznt know how long dis torcher
will go on, but if it duznt stop I may be takin applicashunz fur
noo staff.


Yoo wud fingk a elder kittee wud be treetid wif more respeck.


Rebecca


Hai Rebecca,
Ai m 13 years old n ai dunt gotz iny teef left. Nope!
I feal sew bad 4 wat u r goin fru. yeUP,
Ai noe et iz not polite tu ask uh ladycat her age.
Feal beddur sune,
Purrs
Mosey


Ohh Rebecca anna Mosey,

I'z lucky aye gots teef. Da Ted tooked sum mai first dental but only
da ones dat hurtted. Aunti Mabel got 5 tooked at once onna her first
dental but she said dey wuz all bad and hurted. Once dat was out, she
culd knarf onna bones again so she wuz happy.

Since den, all of us gets our teef checked anna cleaned every year anna
no one has lost a toof. Iz guessing dat a dental ted is kinda ok.

Umm, I kint be younger dan 16. Meowmie broghted me home March 2008 anna
I wus at least 8 den but might have been 10 or 12 den so aye might be
18-20 now. Mai face is starting to lose fat but aye still look
fantastic as always!

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

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