dat wuz realli brafe and yez u did ur duty to da famimlee. Willow thinking
that was a good thing
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin