No, my dear, alas, not alive, but excessively appropriate for batting about
and noisily chasing in the wee hours.

By all means, let us shed on the table. I've got a lovely pouf of white
belly furz we can use as a centerpiece.

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Oh, it's beautiful! So thoughtful of you! [Kitty whisker rubs Boogie's
face.] Um...is it alive?

Shall we shed on the dining room table? GranMeowmie just wiped it down
for
dinner.

Kitty Schottland DOC

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Miss Kitty, I would be honored to shed on your furniture. I've plenty
of
long, very clingy, black and white furz to shed.

Boogie hooked a front claw on the edge of the orange and black box,
revealing a snow white fur mousie nestled on a blue denim bed stuffed
full
of catnip.

I hope you like it, my dear.

Boogie, glad dat meowmie left da Austen collection offa da shelf
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws,
otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

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Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the
high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her
rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her
neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?