.Itz a stait hollrdey cald Pie neer Dey/ I fot sum pie wuz
gonna bee neer but meomie sed pie neerz wer peepl whu woked
cros da wirld tu cum hear. Der wuz a prade dis mornin an we
saw it on TV. Lotz ov peepl spen da nite downtown in sle[in
bags. Dat dont sown lyk fun tu mee.
Iz cant holler sew Il jus meow. TuTu

Did dey wok wiff pie in dere eerz?
Did awl wok, urr did summa dem kum on shypz...
seemz I rememfurr sumpin bowt uh Nana, Pinta, and St Maria.
Ar doz twee Ladee 3.141 on earz?

Toony, bein sylee



Mi meomie sez shypz dyd not cros da playnz. Shypz onli sayl in watr.
Da playnx ar vast mowtins an byg lan an wyld contri.An mylz an mylz ov
nuffin hoomin. TuTu (who onli nowz wot shee heerz)

yeUP, wat yu sed is troo, TuTu,
Meowmie noes hur hiztry bout dat eeruh.
Dem kovured wagunz mayde dem pye -o -neerz vury harty,but sumtymez bad
fingz hapund tu dem,
bai da Natib Uhnmerikanz/Ibdianz .
Wike ai sed b4, owr Meowmie wuz uh 5'f generashun Pye- O -Neer,

Mosey