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Old July 12th 08, 01:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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Default Losing my tuchas (OY-T)

Good for the loss. Be glad someone noticed. I lost about 30 pounds, a dress
size and, much to my not wanting it a shoe size. Not ONE person noticed.
Guess I should have worn baggy clothes for awhile!!!!
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Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular
basis.


One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're
losing
your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're
watching
my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed
there
was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza
Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.

Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical
machine.
don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I
lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the
thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min
utes on
the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and
Jeopardy was on.

Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries
afterward.
I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something.

And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat.
And
Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown.

Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous
after
Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as
an ox,
and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over
90
degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair
in
the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so
little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor
trip
tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang
on
during a weekend food orgy.

Blessed be,
Baha


Purrs for Stosh's doctor trip.

Good for you on the loss! If you lost it once, you can lose whatever you
eat tomorrow.

Joy