yeUP, dat iz gudgud nooz indeed, but pweez dunt let dem goh OUTdoarz. Nope.
.. Mosey

diz iz gudgud newz, OEJ

Gramby sended Auntie Jackie a copy of da report Unkle Serge did on da
firdst dai da Two Sosters libed wiff himself. Diz waz what herself said
bak.

"Thank you. I will save that. They are now escaping from their room so
soon I will be able to let them out." Showz uz dem iz happi dere and dat
wud pleeze Unkle Serge to no end.