Yer Paw iz kest silly ubaowt snow. waffs. Et iz kold heer tew Ranger,
but weh gots uh nise heeted porterz,, n weh cud port tew da Space Needle
en Seattul, n eet n danse, innytyme yew wunt. Hao ubowt Caturdai nite?
ai wyl ware sumpfin fansee.
Weh cud stai inna fanse hotel tew, dat haz rume servise. Dat mite beh
fuhn dunt yew fink?
Uff korse, iffen yew wunt, weh kan git seprut rumez.

Pipps

Dat sounds like fun! Lets do dat.

Ranger

Wull Ranger, weh hab ubaowt 3 inchuz uff sno out, but ai kan port in mai
speshul
porter, dat haz gud tyrez n effen skees onnit.
ai wyl pik yew up Caturdai nite , iffen dat iz umaky wif yew.
Drez warm.

Pipps