Francesca, hmm did yer goggie git warshed wif tomato jooce ?
Dat hapuned miny miny yeerz ugo wen Meowmie's sweet goggie Simon ( uh
Cock a Poo ) gotted sprayed by uh skunk n hur wuz 8 munfs pregnant wif hur
first bare kid. yeUP
Meowmie n uh few uthur men wur fesant hunting at da tyme.
Simon had uh tomato joos baf n hur teld meh et reely wurked yeUP .
Mosey

"Francesca the Fierce" wrote

Last night one of mine hoomins, FoodBringer, was sleeping on da futon in
mine room downstairs. We was cuddling when we heard mine other human,
TummyRubber, bring da goggie in from da back yard. Den we smelled a
awful smell and heard TummyRubber running water in da upstairs bafroom.
FoodBringer went to look and found dat da goggie had been playing wif
skunks.

Do goggies haf a different set of rules, or is mine goggie just dumm?
I'z just a tiny liddle kitten but I'z know not to play wif skunks.

Anyway, a liddle later him comed back to bed on da futon. Hims hands
sort of stunk like skunk, but not too bad. I sniffed all over bof of
hims hands, and when I was sure dat the smell was fading I curled up
next to him and went back to sleep.

Francesca