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Old August 15th 07, 08:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Joy
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Default The Nanki-Poo Diet

I have just discovered a new diet. I have a sweet tooth, and usually eat
something sweet after lunch and dinner. It's a handful of jelly beans after
lunch, and currently an ice cream sandwich after dinner. I eat my meals in
the living room, sitting in my recliner with a tray table. I read while I
eat, and generally keep reading for a while afterward. If I'm having ice
cream after my meal, I'll usually at least finish a chapter before I get up
to get it. Lately, Nanki-Poo has taken to jumping up on my lap as soon as I
put the tray table down. Naturally, I can't disturb him, so I can't go get
my ice cream bar. Generally, by the time he gets down, or I have to put him
down for obvious reasons, I'll decide it's too late for the ice cream.

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Joy

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