Sundance wrote:
Mmmm, sammonfishie! I thingk I cud bring myownself to try sum of dat
sammonfishie now, if yoo insists, if itz not too much trubble, since yoo iz
so kind as to offer... [salivate...] Won't yur Paw miss it?

Nope. Him brought it out just for me! The whole big piece! So itz mine
to share and him will nefur miss it. Here we go - I'z will jus take it
out of dis aluminumumoinimum paper dat him wrapped it in before him
stuck it in da fridge. Here we, go, sammonfishie! Here iz a bigbig chunk
just fur you, mine brofur

Yoo know, I haz herd dat sammonfishies swim upstreem -- maybe a sammonfishie
swam upstreem throo da plummin systim an came out da shower. I haz also
herd dat dey swimz bak to da same places efurry yeer. Maybe yur Paw shud go
to dat shower at da same time efurry yeer an git more sammonfishies! I'll
haf to keep an eye on our shower, too, if I can git Meowmie to stop leavin
da door clozed.

Iz din't know dat! Da fings dat a tiny babbykidden can learn... Iz will
have to suggest dat to mine paw. Ya know, da piece of sammonfishie him
brought me was a liddle bigger dan da piece of roast pork him bringed me
last week from da place in Eye-o-ah. I wonder if porks also swim
upstream? Hmmm, dats somefing Iz will hafta fink about. But dat's a good
idearment - I'z will remind him to always look for sammonfishies, and
will write down our location and date so wez can come back here again
next year to check it out.

Iz yoo an yur Paw keepin gud an warm in da truk? It haz been furry cold
heer. Even Meowmie is gittin cold sumtimes, and she mostly lubs da cold. I
dont know how she spects to keep warm if all she duz at nite is sleep. She
shud keep moovin aroun to keep warm, an sleep in da daytime when its not so
cold.

Dat souns logical to me! We'z iz keeping warm ok. Paw duzn't like to
leave da engine purring all night, somefing about wasting deezelgas and
making pollution and stuff, but him has been leaving it purring all
night anyhow. Last night here in You-tah da temperature was only 5
degrees! Paw wouldn't let me outside to feel how cold dat is, he said it
would freeze kiddenpaws, but it must be really really cold, cuz when I
sleep on da dashboard curled up against the front window it gets really
really cold. And when Paw runs da fings dat spit on the window den wipe
it away, da window spit freezes before da wipe-it-away fingy can wipe it
away. I'z glad dat we'z heading back for Catifurnia later today!

Enneeway, let me know if yoo needz help gittin dat sammonfishie out.

Iz will let you know when I gets some more. Come to fink of it, I'z will
bet dat da finacy dining car on dis train has sammonfishie on it! I'z
will go check in a liddle while.

Harri