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wrote on 3/22/05 7:16 PM:

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.
Pearl Chuplis
2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?
I sleep everywhere, whenever I like. I do not play favorites.
3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?
Karen's guitar.
4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?
Things are irrelevan.
5. Inside or outside?
Inside.
6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
No one is good enough for me. So far.
7. What do you think of kittens?
AAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrgh.
8. How many colours of fur do you have?
Two.
9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?
One.
10. Food: gooshy or dry?
What?! I have to CHOOSE?
11. Favourite hoomin food?
Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
12. Who do you love most?
ME!
13. Your opinion of TV?
It is ocassionally intersting.
14. How many lives do you have left?
Only the Shadow knows.
15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
It is intersting. I like seeing people work.
16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
Bugs are somewhat amusing.
17. Favourite toy?
It is amusing to see Meowmie move things around.
18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
I am Queen of all. There is nothing I cannot do. Make me.
19. Most embarrassing moment?
I am never less than perfect.
20. What nickname do, or should, you have?
Karen calls me "Cookie" sometimes. I dislike it immensely.

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)