chim chim bananasniffer
lol
Lois
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Burmese are like potato chips, you can't just have one.
"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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ROFL!
loopy girdlefanny....
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.
Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.
My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol
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Cheryl
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